Maybe the Stimulus Package will work.
Last summer the county sprayed poison all over the city
to kill the West Nile Carrying Mosquitoes in the area.
Tonight there are thousands of these winged monsters waiting at my door
for my precious blood.
Maybe the insecticide was really a Mosquito Stimulus Package,
and maybe the new Financial Stimulus Package will work just as well.
Maybe the government knows what it is doing,
or
maybe, they just want my precious blood.
