Friday, May 28, 2010

My Favorite Animal

My Mom sent this to me today. I love that women.

My Favorite Animal

Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."  She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed.

My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am.  Fried chicken is my favorite animal.  I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.  He said they love animals very much.  

I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.  Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal’s office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too.  Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.  I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children.  So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.  She sent me back to the principal’s office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand.  My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.  Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders."


  1. I like Fried Chicken too does that mean I have to go to the principle's office too?

  2. I am so thankful God created the chicken! You can eat 'em before they are born and after they're dead! If you are in some country where they eat "weird stuff" the chicken can usually be found. Everyone feels safe with a big bucket of fried chicken! Thanks for the laugh! I think I will visit a Kuwait KFC this afternoon!


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