The two kindergartner girls were strolling toward the playground. Running to catch up, a third child grabbed their arms and said in the saddest voice, "Are you my friend? Are you my friend?"
The two girls replied, "Yes, we're your friend. Can you let go our arms."
A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.
Arnold H. Glasow
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
Ralph Waldo Emerson