Friday, September 11, 2009

Self-Incriminating Evidence

Scene: Public School Office, this A.M.

The Recess Duty Teacher brought in the two boys.

The first was crying and holding his hands over his left eye. With no bodily fluids leaking forth, I asked the teacher what happened.

She replied, "He punched him... in the eye."

The second boy exclaimed, "I did not hit him, I didn't shove him, I did nothing... besides he did it too."

Proverbs 19:5 A false witness will not go unpunished, and he who breathes out lies will not escape.


  1. "Besides, I said 'Sorry,' so that makes it OK."

  2. for a second, I thought you were talking about parents at their kid's baseball game.


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